{"id":431,"date":"2016-04-11T09:49:13","date_gmt":"2016-04-11T14:49:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/?p=431"},"modified":"2016-04-11T20:00:28","modified_gmt":"2016-04-12T01:00:28","slug":"its-only-a-vacuum-cleaner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/11\/its-only-a-vacuum-cleaner\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s only a vacuum cleaner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Thursday I drove out to the far east side and traded in my old Miele Flamenco for a new one &#8211; a Jasper C2.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_436\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-436\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-436\" src=\"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/oldvac-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Old vacuum\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/oldvac-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/oldvac-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/oldvac.jpg 331w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-436\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Old vacuum<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_435\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-435\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-435\" src=\"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/newvac-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"New vacuum\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/newvac-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/newvac-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/newvac.jpg 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-435\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">New vacuum<\/p><\/div>\n<p>My mom bought me the red Miele when she lived with me, which was from 2000 until she died in 2004, so I estimate it&#8217;s at least 14 years old. I had gone out to the vacuum cleaner store the Saturday before, the funny snow squally day, and talked to a (kind of dippy, but nice) saleslady with an (I think) Irish accent. She didn&#8217;t think there was a vaccum for me in the store, so she ordered one for me. On Monday another guy from the store called and said I should come out and look at the C2 Jasper. The sticking point is that it&#8217;s got a HEPA filter which costs $50 to replace. It&#8217;s also smaller and lighter than the old one, but a more powerful engine.<\/p>\n<p>So I bought it, with a trade-in rebate for the old one of $45. My last conversation with the salesman was about how his 18-year-old Flamenco still worked great, and that I didn&#8217;t have to pay $50 to replace the HEPA filter after 750 hours of vacuuming. Instead I can go out there and buy a little basket for five bucks, and put in the same little piece of filtering material that I cut out and stuck into the old one &#8211; the sheets of material come with the bags. It&#8217;s like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=interfacing+fabric&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8\">interfacing<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>When I got back to work, it was all I could do to stop myself from going back and asking for my old one back. I mean my <em>Mother<\/em> bought it for me. Still, I should be looking at it as a sign of maturity, right? That at the great age of 60 I bought my own vacuum cleaner, and stopped using the one my mom bought for me. I must&#8217;ve got all nostalgic because to drive out to the vacuum cleaner store, I had to go past two places (well, the turn off for one on the way out, and one on the way back) I used to live, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/schoolwoods.com\/\">supper club house<\/a>. And I also went past all these places where they were ripping down old ugly strip malls and commercial property and putting up new stuff. So, I calmed myself down and didn&#8217;t go &#8211; it&#8217;s only a vacuum cleaner, right? And I don&#8217;t need two. The next morning, I tried out the new one, and felt much better.<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Thursday I drove out to the far east side and traded in my old Miele Flamenco for a new one &#8211; a Jasper C2. My mom bought me the red Miele when she lived with me, which was from 2000 until she died in 2004, so I estimate it&#8217;s at least 14 years old. &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/11\/its-only-a-vacuum-cleaner\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":446,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54,23,36],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-ds83473gmail-com","4":"post-431","6":"format-standard","7":"has-post-thumbnail","8":"category-blogpost","9":"post_tag-cleaning","10":"post_tag-memory","11":"post_tag-oma"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":445,"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions\/445"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.debslunch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}